ceremonial salad toss

When your taste and smell are lost due to contracting Covid-19, you go to a homosexual wedding and as a wedding gift offer to toss the grooms’ salad.

Groom: Thanks for coming to my wedding!

Blake: No problem! Now let me come to the honeymoon suite to give you your gift… a ceremonial salad toss

Nacho Salad Sandwich

A sandwich that has chips, nacho cheese sauce, lettuces, tomato, meat, and bread.

"Shmilly, will you get me a nacho salad sandwich?!"
"Sure, wait whats a nacho salad sandwich?!"
"A sandwich with nacho salad in it, duh."

Solid Salad Tap

The act of feeling solid poop while fingering your partner. Almost like Salad Tossing but with your finger and poop.

I went to go finger Sally's ass but I ended up Solid Salad Tapping her..

potato salad explosion

You had a big diarrhea

"yo I just had a potato salad explosion"

dirty fruit salad

making a fruit salad with supplies from your garden. for example using dirty water, leaves and sticks.

reiley: mom look at what i made you. a dirty fruit salad!!
mom: that looks disgusting. im not eating that.

banana bread salad

When you're tossing the salad, you throw up at the same time but you keep going.

"Bro, I was tossing the salad last night but it turned into a banana bread salad. Was wicked cool."

test my salad

1. testing the viability of individual leaves of salad greens or baby spinach when picking through the container. You know that the greens are almost spoiled because of the smell, but you can tell that most of the leaves are OK. So you pick through and try to remove just the slimy, decaying pieces.

2. bending over in front of a mirror and checking out your own business end

Thank you for coming over while I cook you dinner. Pardon me while I test my salad.