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One who repairs unsightly camel toes. This person would also tell you if spinach was in your teeth. The tool belts of these repairmen typically consist of pliers, maxi-pads, tweezers, and for more extreme cases a crow bar. You may find licensed repairmen with more advanced equipment. These repairmen can also fix Moose Knuckles, although they will charge a hearty fee. Good places to spot one in action are gymnasiums, swim meets, and the county fair.
Daddy, when I grow up, I want to be a camel toe repairman.
Does anyone know a good camel toe repairman that will come out on Sunday afternoon?
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A funky game i used to play on the Sega as a kid.
New and more modern versions have been released since the Playstation arrived.
The inventors of the game intend to spread funk to every corner of the known universe.
And that they have.
Toe Jam And Earl is sexy.
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originated in god knowz where. when a guy finds a pile of dog shit n makes their girl squish the doo wit their toes. afterwards the guy licks it off.
moes toes ;
im sick of ur shit u hoe! stick ur foot in that shit and lemme lick it off or itz over....
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From a mishearing of portmanteau , a "poor man's toe" is when someone mishears a word or phrase and tries to use it incorrectly in a later conversation.
Cyrus: "Guesstimate. It's a portmanteau."
Enrique: "Oh cool."
(later that night)
Enrique: "Guesstimate. It's a poor man's toe."
Alex: "Ha! You beaner."
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the ultimate nightmare fuel
the absolutely fuckin jacked buff shredded sus impostor who has toes and happens to also be very sussy
yooo abdul is a sussy impostor with toes
A waffle toe shuffle is where one uses their toe to manoeuvre ones fecal matter toward the shower drain and then to poke it down said drain.
Woah bro I just waffle toe shuffled my crap.
Used when referring to someone as great as the american hero two toes thompson.
Justin is so awesome, he's such a two toes thompson.