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That time you brushed your teeth with soap

Soap cleans pretty well I wonder how much better bleach would do

We were all 4 at one point
But at least your dad doesn't do it for ya
That time you brushed your teeth with soap

by Rednaksnek May 11, 2022

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Stubbing your toe

One of the deadliest situations known to anyone.

I hope you start Stubbing your toe, Jimmy.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 14, 2021


The person standing under your bed

Found in ohio, this entity loves pecan cookies. And won’t hurt you, they’re around 13 ft tall, approximately. They love small, and tight spaces, and are cat like. They’re safe creatures, and they’re diet is a omnivorous diet. Eating small dogs, and bats, but also plants, such as tomatoes, and eggplant.

Oh no, the person standing under your bed is back again!

by Susssy Baka 3736869 December 6, 2022


Lie your Berries

when your tryna lay it down with somebody so you put the berries down on the pull out couch.

Ay Keira you wanna lie your berries with me?

by jacobphile March 14, 2024


Turning your ski mask forwards

When a girl is leading you on and it’s working, you turn your ski mask forwards to imply your excited

Girl: *send nudes*
Guy: *turning your ski mask forwards*

by IsSyrupARock April 26, 2022


Ask your crush out day

March 1st

GO ASK YOUR CRUSH OUT!

ASK HIM/HER OUT GO ASK YOUR CRUSH OUT DAY
Girl: hey guy will you go out with me?
Guy: yes I will girl!

by Alexshellybdndns March 1, 2024


Ask your crush out day

Ask your crush out day is a national day that is celebrated on November 15th.

Hey it’s Ask your crush out day”

by Zuwi mama November 10, 2021