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If one has ever drank beer, a very unpleasant aftermath will likely be realised: the "beer shits." This is when we urgently need to relieve ourselves of watery, smelly feces after a night of beer drinking.
This phenomenon affects both heavy and light drinkers and usually hits us 1-2 hours after waking up from a night of drinking. It's widely believed that all beer can cause beer shits, but the severity of the experience depends on how much and what kind of beer we drank. To measure this, some people use the equation "bs=b-q," where "bs" is the severity of the beer shit, "b" is the amount of beer we consumed (up to 6 hours maximum), and "q" is the quality of the beer, measured in local currency units The higher the "bs," the worse the beer shit.
However, this equation is not to be taken too seriously because most people agree that beer shits are always worse if Budweiser is involved. The pain of waiting to unload a beer shit is considered one of the most excruciating experiences, even more so than some of the most brutal medieval torture methods (although this may only apply to the most severe cases). It's the kind of situation where even the most macho male students will run out of the classroom and into the bathroom, ignoring the fact that their actions will cause later humiliation.
Despite the many negative effects of beer on our bodies, the worst side effect is undoubtedly the beer shits.
Person A: Beer is abhorrent shit to drink in my opinion.
Person B: why the fuck would you drink your beer shit?
A large amount of shitting caused by a significant intake of beer, which has grain as its base, causing lots of shits.
Bob has the beer shits.
To go to a show and destroy in the mosh pit
"Dude the show is gonna be sick, lets Bring Shit Down."
Also a song from the band Gates To Abaddon
A hat that has frozen shit that you wear to protect yourself from crack smoking faggots
The shit foil hat will protect you from the zombie civilization that we got going on
New Term.
Just some jackass who won’t just shut up anything and everything.
Is a bother amongst others.
Doesn’t know when to fucking quit.
No quilt nor shame just an annoyance amongst their peers.
This guy keeps bitchin about how he’s been played by some girl who ghosted him on a date. Whining like a girl. Annoying piece of shit, get over it.
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A prominent English grammar teacher at Fenerbahce High School in Istanbul, Turkey created a new meaning of shit down in the 1990's as defined below. Unfortunately, the English-speaking world has known nothing about this contribution. I am very proud to present it here as one of her students. Learn and widely use it, please.
shit down (v):
1) (order) to tell someone to sit down when they fail to answer a question properly.
2) fail to respond a question properly
You couldn't respond the question again. Shit down and next time work hard.
A BABY With With a Big pile of Shit on it.
Baby got shit on and we call them shit-baby's