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When one's balls is so hairy that it looks like a tarantuala is clinging to them with all its might. Then you can literally fool any tarantuala into making love with you're hairy tarantuala ball sack.
As the girl was about to fellate me. She saw my balls and walked out of my apartment in a fit of laughter, muttering something about "Mating season".
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If he/she has balls that means they are brave as fuck. They have guts and are braver than most people. Like being a crazy stuntman.
e people from jackass have balls like Evel Knievel has balls; its crazy the shit they do...; you can die from those stunts.
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The act of mercilessly squeezing a mans plump testicles. Can be done for fun, revenge, or pleasure. The male will be in excruciating pain during this. The person squeezing his balls on the other hand will probably badly enjoy it.
Jack was being rude so his friend grabbed his balls and ball squeezed them crushing the tender orbs in his hand while jack screamed and begged for mercy.
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A sweat soaked scrotum that may or may not be the result of sexual activity. For example a homeless tramp would probably not have sweaty balls due to slappage against a females' arse.
Tramps suffer from sweaty balls because they dont wash.
Most plumbers and builders have sweaty balls due to the nature of the job. If your nuts have been hammering at some slappers arse for half a day they will definitely be sweaty and masturbation always produces sweaty balls.
example 1
Homeless man: "Can I interest you in a copy of the big issue"?
woman: "Oh OK"
Homeless man: "Can I just say you look beautiful"
woman: "get your sweaty balls away from me, you stinkin tramp"
Example 2
big fat slapper:
"Fuckin ell, that was a rogering you just gave me and no doubt about it. Eh fuckin ell pour some water on your pubes theyre on fire"
stud:
"Oh that isnt fire, thats steam pouring off my sweaty balls"
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the female equivalent of blue balls. when a girl is sexually stimulated to the point of climax but for whatever reason climax is not reached. usually occurs due to interruption during coitus or having a partner who can't hold his load.
Gwenn: holy shit, Adrienne! me and Gavin were going at it last night and my parents came home early. he practically shriveled up at the sound of my mom's voice. and i was so close too. worst night ever!
Adrienne: damn sounds like a bad case of pink balls to me...
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a man who dosnt wash and has dryed up sexaul organs
Guy 1 : I havent washed for days
Guy 2 : Wow you must have crusty balls
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Little balls of shit that get caught in your ass hair's after wiping. Usually gets worse as you get older, generally rolled with small amounts of toilet paper.
Man, my ass is itchy... Must be full of tud balls.
Joe: Hey, Hanks give me a hand!
Hanks: Fucks no!
Joe: Hanks, your being a friggin' tud ball!
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