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Guy 1: I got my magnum condoms and a wad of hundreds. I'm ready to plow!
Guy 2: Shit de coolios, bro. Shit de coolios.
Girl 1: I'm gettin' fuckin' married!
Girl 2: Toats mcgoats shit de coolios.
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1. The faeces of a portuguese man or woman with added sweetener. Normally thrown at Spanish or German tourists infiltrating central Lisbon, the heart of Portuguese Chocolate.
2. When two males are engaged in a sexual activity usually between father and son, resulting in the spreading of portuguese chocolate (not in the sense of toast).
3. Portuguese Chocolate is the resultant eating disorder that the son will receive after engaging in such an activity which results in him growing at an enormous and disgusting rate. By the time a 'choclatierra' reaches the age of 25 he is a large mass of skin and fat with all limbs minus the head consumed by his ever growing body or Mega-Rosario as doctors have described.
4. Mega-Rosario's have a distinct talent for mediterranean languages
The translation means Portuguese Chocolate
"Oh ya, I heard they sell Portuguese chocolate at Chiquitos"
"My dad gave me portuguese chocolate"
"I threw the Chocolato de Portugal at the spanish guy"
"Yeah, I gave my son portuguese chocolate and look at him now, I'm gonna enter him into competitions he's so f**king huge, 1.25 tonnes can you believe it"
"Chiquitos"
"I can't believe you left me in this class with all these C and D grade students, I'm so glad I have my Portuguese Chocolate though it makes me better than the rest, somehow, I feel, others may disagree, but I think being a blob is attractive and nice"
"when my sons born I can't wait to give him some Portuguese chocolate"
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The Olympic game look-alike sporting event in France, gathering hundred of cyclists from quite all around the world every year (28 countries in 2005). Thousands of miles through the scenery of pretty cities and countrisides in France and border countries such as Spain or Germany
Eddy Mercx from Belgium is one of the legends of the Tour de France (five times winner)
But greatest ever is LANCE ARMSTRONG. He is the only man to win the Tour seven (7) times
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After a the act of douching occurs, taking the fluid and licking it up as though it were an ice cream cone.
She had gotten so nasty she had to clean up and douche, then I decided that I'd get me some dessert and had douche de leche
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French synonyms to say Fuck Yourself and "Go Away"
Bouge de là !
Degage !
Va te faire foutre !
Va te faire voir !
Va te faire enculer !
Va te faire voir chez les Grecs !
Va voir ailleur si j'y suis !
Retourne jouer avec ton caca !
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1.) A reference to Mexican sweet bread that is bought at mom and pop grocery stores, bakeries, and or HEB's in south Texas.
2.) A slang for pussy used in the derrogatory manner, much like the slang "joto", "maricon", translated to english meaning queer or faggot.
1.)Can you run to the store and buy some pan de dulce?
2.)Ricky is all pan de dulce because he hasn't gotten that pan de dulce from his chick.
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'Cuerna de chivo" (KWEARNA dah CHEE-vo) is Spanish for "Ram's horn." This is a nickname for the AK-47 assault rifle, which has a distinctive curved magazine, bringing to mind the curved horns of a male mountain sheep. It is a fully-automatic machine gun under U.S. law.
The AK-47 has many civilian copies ("clones") which are not technically assault rifles, because they are semi-automatic, and are NOT machine guns under U.S. law. They look very similar to actual AK-47's and to compound the confusion, are often called "AK's". And in Mexican Spanish, also called "cuerna de chivos."
"Hey, Pablo, let's go bust some caps with your new cuerna de chivo!"
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