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A canadian who smokes pot then starts telling jokes. Some are really good, some are really bad, and sometimes you can't understand what they're saying. But they always make people laugh.
Ex. 1. Buddy: (with joint in hand) hey man wanna hear something funny?
Guy: fuckin eh right I do bud ahaha
Buddy: (says a really funny joke/pun)
Guy: man ahahah that's funnier than when the prime minister fell off his moose into a tub of maple syrup during the hockey game !
Both buddy and guy are Canadian comedians Because the joint is always shared
A necktie tied by someone else for you, especially a stranger.
Ralph: Are you wearing a tie?
Robert: Oh it's a Canadian Necktie, I have no idea how to tie these things.
lego classified people lmfao
hey, do you work at the Canadian Security Intelligence Service?
lol no, i cant tell u lmao
Push ups in the snow. The purpose of doing push ups in the snow is increasing your pain tolerence.
Yo Chad, You want do some canadian push ups?
Livi is a very short Canadian who lives in Canada if you didn’t know. They are one of the funniest people in lex and gi server and is also one of the shortest
Oh dude it’s livi the Canadian!
They are so funny!!
American Thanksgiving. It gets cold earlier in Canada and everyone knows Thanksgiving is just pre-Christmas so like the forward thinking nation it is, Canada does Christmas early.
"What are you doing for Thanksgiving?"
"We already had that! I'm putting up my Canadian Christmas lights. They're jolly, eh?"