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The butthole
Since you don’t want to give me head how bout I stick it in the lords loophole
the dark lords sword is sabrina spellman, yeah no why did i write this? anyways i want caos s5!
He does everything he can to keep Napoleon cheems well behaved
A young man compensating for something, usually claims to be 5’9’’ when everyone knows it to be false.
Lord Farquaad over there just said he was going to ‘torch my shit’ but I don’t think he could torch a cigarette.
A man that is so incredibly sexy and small at the same time. some say he has the power to turn any man into his slave, hence all of his guards, servants and his fortress.
Bro 1 - "Yo bro, guess what!"
Bro 2 - "What, Bro?"
Bro 1 - "Did you know that Lord Farquaad has his own personal BDSM dungeon in his castle basement?"
Bro 2 - "Wait what, really!?"
Bro 1 - "Yeah, apparently he prefers to have Gingerbread men as his submissive."
A nickname for Will Farquarson from Bastille. (or Lord Farquason)
Stormer: Did you see Lord Farquaad playing the bass?!
Stormer 2: Yeah. I heard he's pretty good at it.
An amazing person who is our leader
oh look, Lord farquaad is over there, he is so amazing and sexy