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The act of ejaculating onto someones face, shaking salt and pepper on it, finishing with them eating it off with a biscuit.
My girlfriend was hungry and horny this morning so I hooked her up with a order of my Dirty Biscuits and Gravy. She LOVED it !!
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the aroma of hot turds ready to come out of the butt oven
Upon smelling my recent fecal effusion my wife exclaimed, "mmm...someone's baking butt biscuits"
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an extremely ugly asian person with a beard
That guy from Karate Kid is a real Asian Shit Biscuit
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A phrase used to reinforce that someone is telling the truth
I swear Vince Vaughn lives in our neighborhood, I'm not joshing your biscuits.
When you are horny and your dick is hard and in your pants, and it rolls into the shape of a biscuit.
Man 1: dude did you see dem titties? I got so horny that my dick rolled in my pants!
Man 2: yah! I got a horny dick biscuit too!
The hour(18:00-19:00 GMT 20th November) in which we take the time to remember all the biscuits that have been lost over these countless years.
Whether they were dunked too far and were lost to the deepest depths of the beverage, or if the biscuit was cruelly dismembered, it's crumbs floating on the surface.
"I hear by declare that 18:00-19:00 GMT every 20th November is officially Biscuit Memorial Hour" -The Queen Of England
"Oh I do just LOVE to celebrate Biscuit Memorial Hour, don't you?" -Adhesive salesman.
"What? You don't celebrate this glorious hour?! For shame, for shame.." -My Underpants
A nice day of saying son of a bitch.
She reached into the oven to grab a pan and forgot the oven mitt, she screamed “ son of a biscuit maker ”.
You have a terrible morning and yell “son of a biscuit maker” what did I do to deserve this.
“Son of a biscuit maker” yelled the drunk as he fell down the stairs.