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When you freeze maple syrup in a condom and a popsicle stuck at the end and then place it in your penis to enlarge it then having sex with the girl till it melts
P1:Holy shit bro I just managed to do a Canadian cumshot on a girl
P2:Jesus Christ man how’d that go
P1:it felt amazing but the popsicle stick in stuck in my cock
When you and someone else have both gotten to second base with the same person.
Not to be confused with Eskimo Brother or Eskimo Sisters, in which the two people have had sex with the same person. Or with Minnesotian Twins, in which two people have simply kissed the same person.
Steve: Dude I was making out with Nikki yesterday and she let me put my hand under her shirt.
Evan: No way! I got to second base with her last week.
Steve: Canadian Cousins!
*high five*
A Canadian Cowboy Hat is when you when you wear some who just gave birth's placenta as a hat.
I did a Canadian Cowboy Hat when my wife gave birth to out first-born.
An extremely attractive Canadian in a public setting.
“Look at the Canadian smokeshow at that booth over there, eh?”
The Canadian Dream is Freedom, Prosperity, Success, and upward mobility. Life is Better and Richer. A place where an immigrant can go and thrive .
The Canadian Dream : A place where an immigrant can go and thrive.
Being rich enough to leave in the winter and come back in the summer.
Buddy's livin' the Canadian Dream, trading in snow banks for sand banks, all while sippin' on some fruity drinks.
This is when two Canadians fist-fight. Due to maple syrup content of the Canadians, the hands become intertwined and stuck together. The Canadian Kangaroo cannot be separated, and it continues to grow and collect more Canadians.
Watch out for the Canadian Kangaroo, once it touches you, you can't get unstuck. If I were you, I would wear a lot of KY Jelly all over your body so you can slither away.