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Facebook-shower (or morning Facebook) – the phenomenon when for a person the first thing to do in the morning is to read the Facebook feed.
Some believe that this morning information inflow helps the brain to wake up. So some people “switch on” their brains in the morning by reading news or destructing several rows of beads. Others believe that this presents a manifestation of information addiction, and one should keep a tight rein on such actions.
According to the research conducted by SOASTA, 92 percent of New-Yorkers start their day with a smartphone check. Most often, respondents open e-mail (67%) and read Facebook news feed (40%).
– Hey there Tom!
– Good morning Jesse!
– How was your start of the day?
– Well.. nothing special.. Facebook shower, coffee and Pokemon-Go walking to the office.
When you react to several Facebook posts in a row using different emojis.
Dude, are you alright? I saw you reacted to a bunch of posts on Facebook last night. You liked one, loved another, then you angry faced like 10 in a row...
Yeah man, I was just drunk.
Careful, cuz people are gonna think you are Facebook Bipolar.
I’m going to scroll through the yellow Facebook to find a hook-up for tonight
When someone needs to know everything that is going on all the time.
me to him: I found it in the cabinet.
her to us: Found what in the cabinet?
me: don't worry about it (super tired. it's not important)
her: no tell me. I want to know!
me: ... you have facebook syndrome
me to her: hahahah yah so after that I-
him to us: haha, what are you guys talking about?
me: .... <- I say dots
The online equivilent of Daytime Television.
During the day, when everyone is busy at school, college, university, work, or asleep, and nothing happens.
I was on Daytime Facebook earlier, it was so boring, i might as well have been watching Loose Women.
A facebook member is a seriously egotistically demented individual. By vainly subjugating themselves into flauntingly show off their status quo of a life in a form made easy called facebook social media.
Example.. Facebook enables members to upload and show vast amounts of members meaningless personal information about their lives. Such as.. pet names, places they been, places they will go, or never will. They will display what their house looks like, where they live, what their birthday is, who their friends are and who isn't. Its almost mind numbing how many people freely and willing update themselves for big brother, corporate entity's, foreign governments, u.s. government, private interest groups, oh and can't forget about Hackers the ability to monitor and control their daily lives. There is currently 1 billion active facebook members world wide as of august 2012.. that's the power of personal information.
When you meet a girl or guy in person then proceed to add them on facebook and realize they are not as attractive as initially perceived upon first impression. Often, this first meeting will take place while intoxicated or in a dark place, such as a bar. Initial feelings of excitement and anticipation build as you have met a potential new love interest, only to be "letdown" while scouring countless facebook pictures of your so-thought object of desire.
"Dude, did you see that smoking hot chick I met at Tin Roof last night? I've been texting her all day" - "Hold on. She just accepted my friend request...wait..is that her? No way that's her. Aww man, yep, that's her, wow...dang it! What a Facebook letdown."