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When your girlfrend or one night stand wraps hers pussy over your face, covering both your nose and mouth.
I gas masked my boyfriend today, I almost killed him, but I came 2 times.
They are laughing at you bro! Saying you small as shit. That’s just Gas-Piss
A gas station where you can get 88% off
Come on down to Adolf's Gas for 88% off!!!
I gave her the Indiana Gas Pump, now she's got herpeghonnasyphillaids.
One who waits as long as possible to refill their gas tank. Fearing for a highway breakdown as they make one last trip on E.
OMG, I have driven 3 different places with my gas light on. I'm 1 trip away from a breakdown. I need to stop being such a pro(gas)tinator
When you start peeing in the middle of having sex.
"Yo, last night I gave dis hoe a Russian Gas Pump, she totally dug it."
"Yo....that's disgusting."
Some nigga: ay nigga u want some gas jao?
Some other nigga: ye nigga lemme get some black olives on my shit