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When you are doing anal and your partner shits.
¨Man, I was enjoying anal until she gave me the Michigan Mud Hole!
The act of taking laxatives then shitting in a women’s mouth and then wrapping her head in duck tape
The Cranston Mud Muzzle is only for truant professionals
When a women wipes from the back to the front thereby depositing feces ie MUD into her vagina ie her DITCH.
"Dude, that bitch was so nasty when I went down on her she had mud in her ditch."
When you spend weeks building a wall out of dirt, wait for it to harden, and then kidnap children to throw against your homemade wall of dirt and mud.
Friend 1: "hey, I've been working on my 'mud wall jutsu' for a while but need some help picking out the kids to throw at it."
Friend 2: "ye sure, what are you looking for, I've got loads of black ones in my basement if that's what your looking for."
Friend 1: "nah, I'm looking for some new borns to start with, just to see if my wall will hold..."
The act of not wiping after pooping then sticking a pinky up your ass then putting it in your partners ass.
Hey babe, we’re out of tp. Guess it’s time for an Alabama mud worm.
When fucking your cousin in the ass in the back of your Ford f250 and she let's a fart slip and it tickles your balls
I was giving my cousin an alabama mud fart last night and he giggled
the homosexual equivalent to a gynecologist
"oh Wesley i apear to be stuck in your mud valve!"
"Don't worry bruce, shuffle over and get the yellow pages and find the oncall mud valve engineer"