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The act of not wiping after pooping then sticking a pinky up your ass then putting it in your partners ass.
Hey babe, we’re out of tp. Guess it’s time for an Alabama mud worm.
When you spend weeks building a wall out of dirt, wait for it to harden, and then kidnap children to throw against your homemade wall of dirt and mud.
Friend 1: "hey, I've been working on my 'mud wall jutsu' for a while but need some help picking out the kids to throw at it."
Friend 2: "ye sure, what are you looking for, I've got loads of black ones in my basement if that's what your looking for."
Friend 1: "nah, I'm looking for some new borns to start with, just to see if my wall will hold..."
The act of taking laxatives then shitting in a women’s mouth and then wrapping her head in duck tape
The Cranston Mud Muzzle is only for truant professionals
When a women wipes from the back to the front thereby depositing feces ie MUD into her vagina ie her DITCH.
"Dude, that bitch was so nasty when I went down on her she had mud in her ditch."
When you send someone down a complicated rabbithole of deceptions ultimately resulting in them realizing they're been boofed and you're Epic.
Hahah, Boogie, that sure was a Zucchini Mud slap!
When you have high pressure diarrhea, and your balls shield your dick from the ass mud.. Thus preventing a unpleasant cleanup.
Fred wasn’t feeling good from too much spicy food, luckily he had his Minnesota mud flap
When you ask for a hand job, and they carry out the task with their butthole instead of their hand. Originated in mount forest. Hence the “Mofo Mud Tug”
That Steve sure gave me a good mofo mud tug the other night.