phone shaming

an act done by zambians, mostly to make one feel bad about their phones.
the most phone shamed people are itel users.

tom enjoys phone shaming people because he uses an iphone.

phone porn

Having sex over the phone with a woman or a man who makes money of of your calls

I use phone porn all the time it almost the same as phone sex.

Porcelain phone

The toilet, specifically when one is hunched over it vomiting loudly.

I got so drunk last night that I ended calling Ralph long distance on the great white porcelain phone.

Phone Fidget

The act of walking around or doing any number of activities while talking on the phone. The inability to just sit still and have a conversation.

I was almost asleep until my boyfriend called and talked for 30 minutes, causing me to phone fidget so long that I was wide awake.

Square phone

When the kids in 7th grade call your phone a square

7th grader- Square phone
Other kid- ITS NOT SQUARE

play games on yo phone

Banger by MC Virgins (primarily MC Kudge)

Play games on yo phone is an underated MC Virgins song.

co-co cola phone

the phone that co-co cola made

person 1: i just got the co-co cola phone!!!
person 2: good for you