Rule 96

No fictitious band can possibly compare to the greatness that is Onion Dent!

Dude, Rule 96...The Monkees suck, go get the new Onion Dent!!!

Rule Zero

The customer always lies.

The customer said this happened. Dude...Remember Rule Zero!

Rule 20

It is delicious cake. You must eat it!

Call rule 20 on that cake naougwh!

Rules of the internet

Rule 82 is a lie

rules of the internet

...82: Steve Irwin’s death is really, really funny.

Rule 58

Go Fuck Yourself.

Generally used as a retaliation for any criticism that is asinine or has no conceivable meaning.

OP: I'm really enjoying Starcraft 2 right now, hackers aside.

Troll: lol, lil' noob-fag sucks at SC2 !!!!!1!!!1!1!111!1!11

OP: Rule 58.

Golden Rule

If a bro is about to get a lap dance or ablowjob, you do not shoot them.

bro, kevin is about to get a lap dance" "get my revolver" "no dude, don't you remember the golden rule?

Rule of 100

The total measurement of Bust + Waist + Hips

34D-24-34 = Rule of 100
Add the bust plus the waist and the hips to equal 100 (ideal)