Rule of Thumb

The rule that basically a lot of modern women will allow a man to sneak a finger up their ass during sex, but will draw the line at full anal sex. The rule of thumb states that a thumb, being thicker than the average finger, inserted into a female's ass consensually will ultimately then mean that the consenting female will allow said male to insert his penis into her ass.

Davy and Stuart were together last night, do you know what happened? No, but apparently she failed the rule of thumb.

Davy said he's meeting Stuart tonight and won't try anything until he's found out whether Stuart passes the rule of thumb.

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canada rules

the most untrue phrase known to man

hey bob canada rules
hey steve you suck

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Rule 96

No fictitious band can possibly compare to the greatness that is Onion Dent!

Dude, Rule 96...The Monkees suck, go get the new Onion Dent!!!

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Rule Zero

The customer always lies.

The customer said this happened. Dude...Remember Rule Zero!

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Rule 20

It is delicious cake. You must eat it!

Call rule 20 on that cake naougwh!

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Rules of the internet

Rule 82 is a lie

rules of the internet

...82: Steve Irwin’s death is really, really funny.

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Rule 58

Go Fuck Yourself.

Generally used as a retaliation for any criticism that is asinine or has no conceivable meaning.

OP: I'm really enjoying Starcraft 2 right now, hackers aside.

Troll: lol, lil' noob-fag sucks at SC2 !!!!!1!!!1!1!111!1!11

OP: Rule 58.

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