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death sandwich

1.a sandwich that is so unhealthy that it could kill you in 20 minutes with only one bite.

2. when a person is being attacked by two people,most likely juggalos.

1.
guy 1:man,i feel like shit.
guy 2:well,thats what happens when you combine 2 eggs with 1 pound of 3 different cheeses,bacon,and bread toasted in bacon grease.if it wernt for that cranberry juice,you'd be dead.
guy 1:yeah,youre probably right,but that was one delicious death sandwich

2.
guy 1:hey bitch,fuck off.
guy 2:yeah.you dont want none of this death sandwich.

by xXbrOKenXx December 19, 2009

3๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Texas Shit Sandwich

A dehydrated piece of dog feces layered between two pieces of moldy white bread.

Typically served in a plastic container by policemen to homeless people

I think your going to have eat a Texas shit sandwich.

by Pheecees September 7, 2019


dirty snatch sandwich

when a girl shits in a guy's face while he is eating off her snatch because she hates the way he acts around his buddies.

Hey, man I learned my lesson. Stick your tongue anywhere near Beth's gizmo and she'll serve you up a dirty snatch sandwich without warning.
Stay away from dat bitch.

by Dr. Simulacra October 28, 2013

90๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


jam sandwich

what you eat when you're too drunk to make anything else.

recipe: just jam a bunch of white sliced bread into a ball & eat it. you may substitute bread for buns or rolls.

i was so tanked last night. i wanted to make mac & cheese, but settled for a jam sandwich.

by russ tollium March 16, 2009

23๐Ÿ‘ 183๐Ÿ‘Ž


cockmeat sandwich

someone that negatively comments everything and thinks he's the ish

Really Bob, you`re such a cockmeat sandwich.

by ashmendd January 8, 2009

25๐Ÿ‘ 184๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sandwich Skin Sacks

Floppy triangular titties

Like soggy sandwich sliced diagonally

She had horrendous sandwich skin sacks

by Working Class Hero December 18, 2020

71๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sacramento Sandwich

After fucking a girl so hard in the ass that she is a combination of the following
A.pisses her self
B.shits her self
C. her anus is ripped open with blood leaking out
You take a piece of bread jizz on it and wipe her ass with it and then roll it over and feed it to her. Bonus points if the inverted starfish occurs.

George: So what did you do last night?
John: Well Jill got really high and had the munchies; so me and Paul gave her a Sacramento sandwich

by Anna Recksick March 31, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž