Anyone born on this day has a big ass forehead
Person 1: Yoo, september 21st! It's my birthday! :D
Person 2: No wonder you got a whole ass clipboard for a head
National grab a friends ass day
Hey come here so I can grab your ass!
It’s September 21st
What day is it?
Oh it’s september 3rd, national dive club day.
Nation hit your shortest friend day (P.S Only deakon)
Tall friend:it’s September 3rd nation hit your shortest friend day
Deakon:fuck that’s me
bob belchers and linda belchers wedding anniversary
linda: i'm just saying, its easy to remember. september 3rd. nine three. nine is divisible by three.
bob: what? thats not-- a lot of numbers are divisible by three.
national wab day. wet ass balls. where we appreciate men and the slimy wab they have and how it smells
september 3rd is a holiday
The day you usually would start school (in pennsylvania)
And also known as the day you get to harass your friends on their first day of school. ;D
"September 3rd is when school usually starts."
"Cant wait to piss my friends off at school on the 3rd of September!"