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1.) a computer network sub-par to those in parts of Africa.
2.) Unable to perform basic tasks; such as load a web page.
3.) YouTube.....forget it.
4.) Can only be used between the hours of 2-6 A.M.
I got "Duquesned" by Duquesne University Internet
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The premiere institution of higher education in the state of Florida, USF is home to the Bulls. Regarded as one of the top three flagship universities in Florida by definition of State Congress (the others being FSU and UF), no other school in the nation has obtained such accelerated acclaim in both the academic and athletic arena.
The Bulls' football program is relatively new. This, however, has not stopped the Bulls from defeating the Seminoles (FSU) and the Hurricanes (UM). Due to the Bulls' accomplishments, they are often referred to as the fourth member of the "Big Three" in the state of Florida.
Unlike other schools that are often located in the middle of nowhere, USF is a metropolitan university. Besides the amazing parties, students also enjoy Ybor City's clubs and bars, the Busch Gardens theme park, Clearwater and St. Petersburg's world famous beaches, and shopping at the International Plaza and downtown Tampa.
Unlike UF, USF prefers not to have bandwagon fans (people who wear a school's gear without having any affiliation or relation to the school, such as they are not a student or have friends or family who go there). Our gear is sacred and respected. We let the hicks and pretenders wear UF gear.
The University of South Florida (USF) is what every potential student looks for in a school. All of its students engage in top-of-the-line research and earn degrees that are respected internationally. The school's young age provides the opportunity for its students to take part of real history, instead of looking at hallways filled with old dead people's portraits like they do at FSU and UF.
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The biggest four year party you will ever attend.
The most beautiful shit hole in Georgia.
University of West Georgia: Majors include pre engineering, beer pong, education, beer pong, business, beer pong, music, and beer pong.
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Small to mid sized liberal arts college in Bristol, RI. Cares more about keeping the lawn looking nice than keeping students for their sophomore years.
The retention rate at Roger Williams University is at the lowest it's ever been...students are transferring for a better education, more lively campus, and less strict alcohol policies.
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A.K.A. G-Dub. Located in the Foggy Bottom neighborhood of Washington, DC, George Washington University had a student body composed largely of Northeastern and California undergrad and European grad students, all with way too much of Mom & Dad's money
Girl: Hi! I'm Jen & I'm drunk! It's my birthday! Wanna buy me a drink?
Guy: Hello...I'm Carlo, and I would love to buy you a drink...
Girl: I'll have a cosmo!
Guy: So...What do you do?
Girl: I'm a junior at GW...Can I get a cosmo for my friend Mindy?
Guy: Really? I work at the World Bank, and I'm a George Washington University grad student in the Elliott School.
Girl: Mmmmm...I think Mindy really doesn't need a cosmo after all...Wanna go back to my place?
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A really nice University with an equally nicely funded student body. Not only is our campus stunning, check out the students. A typical Nova student is white, tan, blonde, rocking Prada sunglasses, a Gucci belt, and Birkenstocks and a polo. Some of the richest kids around the country, even more so around the world. Some of the wealthiest offspring in the world come here to Nova, representing over 90 countries and 50 states. Everyone comes from money, and they make sure you know it, too. Kids drive the most absurd cars, BMW’s, Audi’s, Caddy’s, Mercedes, Bentley’s, Maserati’s, Ferrari’s you name it. Everyone has either a yacht, private jet, a condo or beach house in Deerfield or Palm Beach or another house in Connecticut , New York or some Caribbean Island. Nova life is like living on an exclusive resort or country club. Where else can you sit in a hammock under a palm tree by the side of one of the lakes on campus? A typical day at Nova would consist of waking up so the housekeepers can clean the dorms, go shopping with mommy or daddy’s AMEX, drink an excessive amount of alcohol, and party all night in Downtown Fort Lauderdale, Las Olas or South Beach.
Nova Southeastern University President is sometimes chaufferd in a Phantom.
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correctly quoted as "What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything" in the Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy. it was proposed by philosophers to the great computer "Deep Thought". long story short the answer is 42.
"Oh deep thought, what is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?"
"42"
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