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During anal intercorse, the child receiving fat dick climbs a rope with his testicles dipped in gasoline and grabs and lightbulb. The uncle grabs the lightbulb from the child and shoves it inside the child’s anus and puts the boys dick into an outlet. The lightbulb will soon glow after a brief stroke.
I heard uncle jimmy giving spicy light bulbs to billy last night
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The act of or reaction caused by an individual with diagnosed or undiagnosed bipolar disorder, where as the individual changes emotions from happy or normal to sad or manic within an instant or a "flick of a switch" often with for no apparent reason.
Fred: "today we should order in pizza and have everyone come for lunch"
Me: "that sounds like a great idea"
Fred: "a great idea? it's my idea and if you think your going to get credit for it I will cut your head off and drink your blood".
Me: Fred has a classic case of being "Light switch Bipolar"
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looking for christmas lights to make a noose.
i'm finding the christmas lights so i can end my suffering.
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We ran the light red light and saw some blue lights chasing
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What I keep muttering in my head over and over and can’t stop thinking. this phase doesn’t have any meaning; it’s an incessant noise always going off in my head.
Me: What do I want for breakfast this morning?
My head: Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light!
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Spending money freely, like crazy, financially irresponsible people do
If you want a good retirement income, stop lighting money on fire, even if you bring home lots of it.
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playing with someones nipples.
Hey baby, let me flick them lights
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