United Breaks Guitars. Song by Dave Carroll
Thus, United Airlines suck
The United States of Europe is the EU united with states like the United States of America
Hey from what country are you? Im from the United States of Europe.
The greatest country on the Papers, Please Continent.
I want to live in the United Federation! The free healthcare and democracy there makes it so much better than Arstotzka!
The name that should be given to the thousands of kids’ football (soccer) teams run by a volunteer parent, whose child is often the worst player, usually causing the team to lose and the sidelining of bettter kids, to the quiet rage of the parents of sidelined children.
In an unbelievable first half, Nepotism United Under 10’s let in five goals, though it was all the fault of the other players except for Daniel Sulkpants at Centre-back, the manager’s son, and Billy Crap whose mother runs the coffee shop, and the other parents are scared to say anything about it.
Someone who believes in creating a federation for all asian countries, normally they enjoy asian culture and believe its superior.
Person 1: Joe only drinks tea, ive never seen him drink water
Person 2: He must be a United Asian Federative!
The apartment of a gay man and a straight woman.
BHo: Let's go to the marital unit!
Hey you beaner! You’re not no beaner nomore. Now, you are an U-Knight-Ed States-I-Can; get it? United Statesican shut up!