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willy showed his wonka do to the circumstances of being very VERY! drunk at a partay amongst oompa loompas dancing to single ladys preformed by Beyonce Knowles, Thats when by wardrobe malfuntion his wonka sliped out and into a poor oompa loompas "OOMPA". That poor fella was never quite the same again.
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It's everyday.
Lisa: "oh my do you know what day it is today?"
Jessica: "No...? I don't.."
Lisa: "It's National Show me your boobs day!"
Jessica: "You said that yesterday, and the day before... You say that everyday."
Lisa: "Exactly, now she me your boobs!"
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The word National show love and affection for Colton day means that this boy needs people to care about him
Please just care about me for one day on national show love and affection for Colton day
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Common saying in Los Angeles,CA as well as New York City,NY. Sometimes often heard in parts of Oregon as well as Texas. When a person utters this phrase, they refer to a women`s breasts and wants said woman to show, well...how those big tits fart. This can be said as an insult, but is most commonly expressed as a compliment.
Originally said by Tom Segura on the podcast "Your Moms House" or simply YMS.
Man:Hey girl. You got big ass titties. How about you show me how those big tits fart!!!
Woman:These big titties? Come closer boy so you can smell these titty farts!!!
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This phenomenon describes how some people react to undesirable and uninspiring work situations. This phenomenon is mainly applicable to people working boring, mindless jobs, most of whom perform rote work -- e.g., data entry -- or are paid simply simply for their presence -- e.g., a booth attendant. Activities that constitute 'shutting down' and checking out' include: napping, reading, sending excessive/unnecessary text messages, and listening to one's iPod.
Elliott: I'm surprised Tom hasn't gotten more sleep today -- doesn't he have to work the graveyard shift tonight?
Mark: Yeah, but remember, he's a booth attendant in the middle of the night...he's just going to Show up, Shut down, Clock in and Check out.
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Two straight friends show eachother there dicks
Friend 1 *pulls out dick*
Friend 2 "what the fuck dude."
Friend 1 "it's national stright guys show eachother dick day"
Friend 2 " oh ok" *pulls out dick*
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Show your perfect cute Boobies to your boyfriend every day
P.S. Don't forget your thicc Bootie and perfect Smile
National Show boobs to boyfriend (Whenever possible day)
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