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is the most hard working and the most fun to be with
omg u can tell that is a segura they are very funny
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Nancy Segura is a very nice girl who has a kind heart, she is super amazing,she is a real blessing in life,she is always there for her friends and family,she is loved and adored by everyone.She is a forgiving person but dont mistreat her or ill cut a bitch but Nancy is more than just a regular person on this earth because she is a blessing we are extremely lucky to have her on this earth or even in this universe.If you have her as a friend dont let her go and trust me if u had her in your life and no longer do im 100% sure that you will be miserable.She is very beautiful and will take your breath away.
Im so glad that I met Nancy Segura
A gruesome injury, usually ending with a broken/ injured arm and or leg. Inspired by comedian Tom Segura’s gruesome dunking injury.
Wow man, did you see how he fell off that skateboard?? Homie went full segura!
Touring celebrity photographer. Almost went homeless saving up enough money to purchase his first camera. South Americans love him.
Who is the current Backstreet Boys photographer? Justin Segura
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Assholes that usually owes most people money, and also hogs the eight ball
The Segura’s disappeared again
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The indescribable requirement to masturbate when on an airplane.
After seeing the overweight woman munch a foot long French baguette while over the Atlantic Ocean, the man was overcome by the Tom Segura phenomenon.
The airplane restroom was diffusely painted with jizz by those overcome by the Tom Segura Phenomenon.