The best thing in the world and definitely better than the football team. Duh
Person1: Hey did you hear the Long County Marching Band at the game last night? They were amazing!
Person2: duh! That’s the only reason I go anymore! It hurts to watch the football team play!
A fart that travels up the entire length of one's buttcrack before "sputtering", "squealing" or going "pop, pop, pop" once it reaches the lower back. This generally occurs when in a sitting position, especially on leather or vinyl.
The Long Haul Trucker (Fart) scenario#1:"Man, I gotta fart, but there's so many people in the car.. I'll just ease one out..Uh, oh! UH OH! "Squeeeeeeeeeal, POP!" Oops.
The Long Haul Trucker (Fart)"scenario#2: "Oh my God, I've been standing here listening to my boss yammer on for 15min, and man, I totally gotta shit! I'll just squeeze my cheeks a little harder..oh no.."Slide..sputter!, sputter!, sputter!"
A term meaning so long sometimes used in chat rooms.
S = 19th letter in the alphabet
A- 19'oh long, I have 2 go!
B- k ttyl
Minimal planning, maximal shooting. Long dick style is when you "plan" is simply to run in guns blazing and hope for the best.
1: The enemy is held up in that building up there, what's our plan?
2: Fuck it, let's Long Dick it.
1: Roger that, Long Dick Style it is
phrase. Meaning you are very masculine, a player or a brute fiend...
So you scored with Amanda last night, eh steve?
Dude, chicks dig the long ball...
Lil Wayne often uses this in his lyrics. He is saying he doesn't care if a girl, chick, woman, whoever has a "bush" or long pubic hairs. He will still fuck you.
Mr.Carter-Lil Wayne
I know my role, and I play it well
And I wear it well, on my Libra scale
I suck a pussy, fuck a pussy leave it there
long hair don't care
You can also see it like these,
long hurr don't curr
long hair don't even care
a act of a three some of two guys and a girl
mr robert and mr long teamed that girl tuesday at the park for a robert long special