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The act of dousing yourself with multiple fragrance of Axe or cologne and rubbing water in your hair because you are too lazy/scuzzy to take a real shower.
Ah we have to leave in like 3 minutes let me go take a white trash shower real fast.
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A magical tune from the 1986 video game Outrun.
Composed by Hiroshi Miyauchi in Japan.
magical sound shower is wicked, just like the other outrun tunes.
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When you don't have enough time to take a regular shower so you use baby wipes to clean your body. Made popular by Brad Pitt that stated when he gets sweaty, he rubs baby wipes under his armpits.
I didn't have time to shower after the gym so I took a Brad Pitt Shower.
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What happens when trickle down economics doesn't work. A form of economic policy where the poorest body in an economic community becomes politically self depricating in the hopes they will one day become rich with no garrentee, or even counter evidence, that there will be any kind of pay off in the foreseeable future
"Why does Jerry keep voting republican? His family can't survive on anything but food stamps"
"He practices golden shower economics"
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When your partner or yourself eat spicy peppers, and then you engage in oral sex or fingering.
(The cure: Half & Half)
Roxy gave Kathrerine a Spicy Shower
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This is when a Northsider (person originating or living on the north side of the river Liffey in Dublin) can't be bothered to take a proper shower and simply sprays themselves down with deoderant, febreez or a cheap disinfectant bought at the local LIDL or ALDI.
While for most civilised people, this might seem repugnant, the practice works for Northsiders because they are all Knackers (member of the Irish travelling community or a Northsider or anyone from Limerick)
Jayzez, did you cop a whiff of that Northsider?! I thought he was OK but once the shower wore off, it brought tears to my eyes.
That bleedin' knacker must have settled for a Northside Shower because after the aerosol blew away the flowers started to wilt.
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The act of mother nature pouring her luscious juices on those dam dirty hobos, thus cleaning them to a sparkle.
Well I was going to go bone my girlfriend in an alleyway, but now my plans are ruined. Dam hobo showers.
A hobo shower occurs in Washington State almost every day, so if you don't like it, get the fuck out!
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