Northsider

A somewhat dirty, slovenly animal, that resembles a human being. Typically from, or living on, the Northside of Dublin city or County Dublin, Ireland. North Dublin, is seperated from the affluent district of South Dublin by the River Liffey - once clean with sparkling water, but polluted by northsiders who use it to wash themselves annually and dispose of their excrement in the river.

Northsiders are not to be confsed with the homless tramps a class above the Northsider, that cross the city from the southside of Dublin to forrage for scraps of food in the refuse in bins, left by the clean southsiders who are unfortunate enough to have to work on the Northside.

Northsiders often eat their young, and have a distinct language of their own, thereby eliminating them from any normal profession, or decent social class.

Heard in Dublin - "Look at that filthy Northsider, it is covered in it's own urine and vomit"
Written on toilet walls - Im a Northsider, lob it inthere boss
Said in court by Northsiders - "not guilty"
Said by Judges - "I would lock that disgusting animalistic northsider up for the remaining years of his pathetic life if I could. However I cannot, so instead I sentence him to 10 years"
Said by a posh Northsider in a uniform - "do ye wan friez wit dat missuz?"

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northside

eastside? hell no.
westside? hell no.
northside? oh yeah!

my dawg santa

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northside

1. the Northsiders, a hispanic gang from northern California better known as Nortenos
2. The northern neighborhoods of an urban area, e.g Northside Chicago, Northside Dublin, Northside Denver

I'm from the northside nigga

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northside

the part of dublin on the northside of the river. implies poverty, shiny tracksuits, tacky bling, and teen pregancy.

whoa, check those northside knackers. your one is up the duff.

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northsiding

northsiding(v.) nor th cy ding-comes from the root noun northside. the act of going or traveling to the northside, used mostly from a "southsider's" point of view

"They decided to go northsiding bc all of their friends live up there."

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northside

a school located in chicago, illinois.
a majority of students are asian.
also known as "nerdside."

Northside is the 24th ranking school in the nation.

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northside famous

(1) Something only a few people in a close group know the true meaning about - Because they were THERE when it fucking happened. They didn't read it on some shitty urban dictionary internet site while they were all bored and high and then try passing it off as their own shit.

They were fucking there man.

(2) Having celebrity status for doing something crazy good or bad - but only on one side of town.

If you need an example of northside famous, you must not be. Just saying. You ain't.