pocket time

this term is based off of "pocket change" and is used similarly but in reference to time rather than money.

if someone asked you if you could afford a new lexus you might reply, "pocket change, fool." so, if someone asked if you had enough time to run to wal-mart and pick up some toilet paper you could say, "pocket time" which would be synonymous with saying, "of course."

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Dark time

A changing point or awakening in one’s life. A time of forced self intimacy.

I was going through a dark time when I made the most out of my life and produced the best artistically.

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Couch Time

1. Time that two people in love spend on the couch talking or more likely kissing or making out.
2. Time people spend on the couch watching television or a movie.

1. John and Emily enjoy couch time on saturday nights.
2. Seth and Joe love renting movies on the weekend and getting in some couch time after working all week.

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Leg Time

1. verb The act of caressing your lover's legs. Almost always a precursor to who ha time.

As his hand gently moved up her thigh she proclaimed "ooh I like leg time."

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Time-jedi

1. When someone makes a completely random guess at the time (i.e. 5:24) , looks at their watch, and it is that time.

2. When someone predicts when something will happen (i.e. in 7 seconds), and it happens exactly then.

Jill: What time is it? I'm getting hungry.
Bob: I don't know, like 5:24?
Bob: *looks at clock* Oh CRAP, I'm a time-jedi
Jill: *orgasms*

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Bob: I think we should proceed to have consensual sex in the missionary position.
Jill: Pfft, alright, but you're only going to last like 7 seconds.
**7 seconds later**
Bob: *orgasms*
Jill: TIME-JEDI BAYBEEE

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Hind-time

Time set aside for yourself, just for relaxing, or possibly masturbating alone in a dark living room. Alternatively, it can mean just about anything.

1. "Ahhhhh, it's finally hind-time..."

2. "Man, after work today I'm on total hind-time"

3. "Hey Fred, after we rape and kill this drifter we're going to require some serious hind-time."

4. "Is this hind-time or beef bullion, or possibly neither or both?"

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facebook time

(n) the time two people spend conversing on facebook, i.e. writing on each other's walls or using the chat application.

form of face time.

"dude, i got some serious facebook time with insert name here last night. it was awesome."

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