little brother zoned

When a guy is rejected by a girl who thinks the guy is not up to her standard not good enough for her, she is often placed in this zone. It’s more like the brother zone but much worse

Guy: Baby
Girl:yes, Lil Bro

Guy: Baby please don’t get me little brother zoned

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your brother a mother

Similar to "your sister a mister", but this horrifying insult implies that 1. your brother is in fact a woman and 2. your brother has given birth to a child

person a: your sister a mister!

person b: *unaffected* your brother a mother.

*person a dies, Jesus comes back to earth, Obama is there*

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Your brother a mother

Worse than your sister a mister after a night out in Hiroshima swimming in the radiation pools.

Dave: u mum gay
Phil: your brother a mother
Dave: bursts into flames as the universe begins to shrink at the speed of light, sirens in the distance.

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my brothers feet

annoying because they keep touching you when you ask the feet to stop

get your brothers feet off of me they are annoying just st like my brothers feet

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Your brother's a mother

An insult even worse than your grannys a tranny and your grandpaps a trap.

bob: your mom's a man
Joe: your dad's a lesbian
Bob: your grannys a tranny
Joe: your grandpaps a trap
Bob: your brother's a mother

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Ur Brother a mother

The most fucking hella savage insult you can ever say to someone. Ur mom gay, Ur grandpap a trap, and ur dad lesbian are FUYCKING NUTHING TO THIS INSULT.

Shithead: "Ur mom gay"
Me: "No u"
Shithead: "Well ur dad lesbian"
Me:"Ur brother a mother"
Shithead: *Brain explodes and goes straight to hell*

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Amen, Brother Ben

A turn of phrase commonly spoken after prayer, in order for a person to establish a macho persona while still remaining reverent.

Preist: ...Through christ our lord, Amen.

Dude: Amen, Brother Ben.

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