Firsting

Activity Celebrating life and self worth on January 1st.

Enjoyed firsting the new year with friends while double firsting champagne.

First Possum

1. a dangerous place for fear of possum consumption
2. the middle back seat of a vehicle
3. the bottom step of a porch

oh shit, i don't want to be first possum.. i should get out of this dumpster

first day of hell

The first day of hell is the first day of school

Ugh, it’s the first day of hell today

Two Thousand and First

Some dumbass decided to try and make a 9/11 joke except instead of saying 2001 he said Two Thousand and First.

Some dumbass: I'm gonna bomb you on Two Thousand and First like 9/11

Another dumbass: Pardon?

first kiss

first steps to losing your virginity. ;)

"Hey Joe what is up dog"."I just had my first kiss with Carmella".

First kiss

What landie will never get

Landie will never have her first kiss.

first great-cousin-nephew

First cousin's grandson.

My first great-cousin-nephew is a good boy.