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Using animal fat for Anal lube.
Save that bacon fat where having Canadian buttsex after breakfast!!!
a long fart that starts as a soft high pitch squeak, then changes to a hard mid pitch to finish
Alexis did you just play the Canadian Trumpet?
Canadian budgie, aka the chickadee, is a small, hardy, fast-flying mostly seed-eating bird native to North America that is very tame around people and will readily take seeds from an open hand. They are as common and annoying as budgies are (in their homeland of Australia) hence the nickname, Canadian budgie.
'Damn Canadian budgies were hazing me and my camera when I was trying to get shots of them at the feeder!'
A black bear that is mostly found in Canada... that's just it.
WOW! Look at that big mostly Canadian black bear, I wonder if it has any maple syrup.
The act of wiping one's genitalia with a snowball
The Canadian Bidet is very refreshing
In Montreal, a jailhouse orgy in which men with names like Jacques, Claude, or Pierre handcuff an unwitting American and donkey punch him repeatedly.
Poor Scott, misunderstood the québécois and wound up on the bottom of the Canadian mounted police.
Refers to the blood that pours out of your rectum from anal sex when the penis bursts open ass polyps.
Bro: I can't believe my girlfriend didn't tell me she had polyps in her ass before I fucked her! I got blood everywhere!
Friend: Should have grabbed some chicken wings to go with that Canadian Hot Sauce.