retarded answer to any questions you cant or dont want to answer
kinda like answering with ya mum buts it gives you autism
Me: "Do you watch scat porn?"
Friend: "Ya mum's ya dad"
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A witty comeback to "your mom," popularized by a student in Georgia.
"YOUR MOM!"
"At least I have a mom. You've got two dads and a chemistry set!"
(Usually followed by "Ohhh, what now?")
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When your dad is called Keith and you decide to call him Colin instead because Keith is a silly name.
My dad's not Keith, my dad's called Colin
A phrase that when used by Zac kills the conversation
Siobhan: "Did u tell Daria?"
Denzel: "I am my dad"
Balloon Boy Dad Syndrome is where father suffers from disorder centering on anti-social phobias and beliefs heightened by a form of Parent Alienation Syndrome and anti-government and counter-culture agenda, and then successfully indoctrinates his family with this dogma. He then attempts to gain fame and fortune by promoting it through his family by seeking a reality show which promotes his perspective, but publicly fails and only gains infamy and notoriety.
The Balloon Boy Dad believed that humanity descended from aliens and spoke of launching home-made flying saucers into storms and taught his children to lie to the authorities about the Balloon Boy hoax so that he could promote a reality show based promoting the scientific investigation and promotion of this belief.
The Balloon Boy Dad suffered from Balloon Boy Dad Syndrome because he tried to promote his beliefes through his family on a reality show.
the most hurtful, offensive, and personal denunciation topic that a person can talk about.
commonly used to respond to a 'your mom' diss.
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"Your face is ugly."
"Your MOM'S face is ugly."
"Your Dad's glasses are ugly!"
*Person runs away crying*
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f imagine bro. he banging someone better than ur mum that is dead!!!! LMAOOOO F