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Double Turtle
When one is in the state of defecating, wipes their anus, yet after careful introspective investigation realizes they have not fulfilled their deficationary quest and releases a healthy portion of excrement on top of the wiping paper. The turtle being the excrement as it exits the bum hole, 2x excreting this turtle= double turtle
I took a hardcore double turtle whilst in the can
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1. Double penetrating a woman hard enough to induce both anal and vaginal prolapse when pulling out
2. The act of alternating thrusts between anal and vaginal sex, often inducing either anal or vaginal prolapse
Me and a friend were fucking this girl so hard, we totally double dashed her
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to take a girl on and try to hook up your friend with her friend
"Yo we tried to double up, but yo dumb self wouldn't come."
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blowing your load while recieving a lapdance at a strip club..
"dude that lapdance made me bout double j"
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a bong that filters the weed twice for 100% THC and softer less harsher hits
stoner #1:dude I just bought a double percolator
stoner #2: we should smoke some shit right now out of it.
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"Yo I'll be back, gotta double s."
"What the hell is double s?"
"Shit and shower"
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Double Bitch, the over exaggerated way of calling or defining someone as bitch.
Example 1:
man my fourth period teacher is a double bitch i can't believe i let it slid she gave me the paddle last week i swear if that shit goes down again ima say "fuck that bitch" and i am going to drop her ass ima be like boom!!
then i am going to show that double bitch who's the boss.
Example 2:
Jim:Damn, i am so scared to talk to that fine ass girl across the room.
Bob: Dude just go talk to her, why are you still standing here?
Jim: because i am just scared.
Bob: what??
Jim: she might reject me and make fun of me in front of everyone.
Bob: Man!?!? you're acting like a pussy a fucking bitch no not even you're acting like a DOUBLE BITCH.
jim then listens to bobs advice and gets rejected anyways.
the end
example 3:
Mitch: hey steve hows life going with your girlfriend rebekah.
Steve: oh it's whatever.
Mitch: what are you talking about you have to be the luckiest man on the planet she's beautiful.
Steve: oh her, shes just a slut you know what im sayin Mitch.
Mitch: Hey man stop talking about her like that ,you should appreciate her she's a goddess
Steve:hehehehehe she's just my double bitch just like what you are to me mitch.
Mitch: what.
mitch then gaggs,
Steve: hahahahaha nuts in your mouth.
and so mitch then dies from gagging on mitch nuts
all that he had to do to survive his horrible death was to stop being a double bitch.
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