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when a midget on roller skates wheres all of your clothes, and then you pull them through an airport.
(taken from snl)
Would being a human suitcase be embarrassing or fun? or both?
A midget on rollerskates wearing all your clothes while pulled by a string.
I saw my first human suitcase at the airport
It's that thing, of when a midget on rollerskates wears all of your clothes and then you pull them through an airport.
They made me check my human suitcase cause there was no room in the overhead bins.
The city of Toledo, Ohio.
Guy1: hey man you wanna go to the Ohio human exchange?
Guy2: Hell yea! I heard they got some good prices on the Mexicans up there!!!!
When you kidnap someone and take them to your basement then proceed to tie them up and light them on fire while making them watch all the Fantastic Four films on a loop until they burn to death.
Doug: I need to burn off some steam
Rick: why don’t you go Human Torch someone?
A red hair person who usually is annoying but sometimes nice. Human torches usually have bad tempers.
Hey look at that human torch!!
The act of farting while simultaneously taking a rip from a bong.
The room fell silent as Becka filled the chamber of her bong with thick, white smoke. As she cleared it in one breath, she let out a thunderous fart that sent her friends into fits of laughter as they bore witness to the Human Wind Tunnel.