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It isn't State Farm it's... State Farm.
A region in the United States that were slave states back during the Civil War but didn't secede from the Union like the Confederacy. The states in this category are Missouri, Kentucky, West Virginia, Maryland and Delaware.
Kentucky and West Virginia are now considered to be Southeastern states, Maryland and Delaware are considered to be Mid-Atlantic states and Missouri is said to be a Midwestern state in today's society. Even though the locations of Kentucky and Missouri are relatively controversial nowadays, this is how they are typically described as according to the census.
Kentucky really does seem like a border state. They had the president of the Confederacy aswell as the Union born there; bless their hearts.
Run. Run. Run. Run. Run. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. There is no escape.
Hey bro that’s shailer park state high school!
Run. Run. Run. Run. Run. Wake up.
Kansas
Kansas is the hoop state and has the best hoopers
Gradey Dick is from the hoop state
A prostitute that is paid by a government to be a spy honey trap. They generally sleep with politically influential people to gain access and insight to classified information or insider knowledge, and could be a biological weapon of mass dickstruction spreading devastating STDs.
Fang Fang was a state sponsored prostitute from China.
When your dick is not entirely hard but not completely flaccid either. An in between state where the length of your shlong is clear but it doesn't seem like you're hard. The perfect state to show off your length without being clear you are attempting to show off.
Grant: Hey look at this photo of my willy
Frank: Nice length dude but this is obviously in your Dolphin State you show-off!