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“Jerking off on a pile of sand” is a metaphor used to describe the poor planning and execution of the withdrawal from Afghanistan under Joe Biden‘s administration. Not only leaving US military equipment and creating civil unrest in already unstable country, and then after all that they don’t even trying to help civilians find refuge in neighboring country’s. Although Afghanistan is an Islamic Republic, someone argue it’s more of a dictatorship.
Tim “Hey Bill did you see the news”
Bill “Yeah man”
Tim “jerking off on a pile of sand”
Bill “Well shit, we could go there and get a blackhawk helicopter with a 50% discount”
Tim “I Already booked tickets”
When u surgically plant ur penis in some nipples and jizz out of your nipple and feed your “father milk” to the kids.
Hey why is the father milk sour today? Because he nipple jerked on his kids.
An underground sexual activity invented by Julien Silvas. Participants hold hands in a circle, while the leader of the group strips off their clothes, stands in the middle, and screams “IM A BABY BALLERINA” maniacally while doing naked ballet and swinging their genitalia around.
“i’ll jerk your circle”
“go away i’m not into jerking a circle”
“IM A BABY BALLERINA AYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
When someone is hesitating to roll a dice at a tense part of a game in fear that they roll a low number, so they just keep bouncing the dice around in their hand, making it look like they are giving an invisible handjob.
"C'mon man, just roll it! Stop jerking the dice!"
1. Masturbating with tranquillity until you finish, then you feel immediate shame for jerking off/ jerking in (if female)
2. Jerking off the something that gives you shame (Hentai, loli porn, BDSM)
Man 1: Hey dude, I think I had a Shame Jerk yesterday. Everything was going good until I finished and then I realized jerking off to loli porn is not ok!
Man 2: same thing happens to me when I bust, except I always feel shame for doing such a disgraceful act while looking at a picture of my sister
A group of at least 5 people jerking off in a circle with a female in the middle laying down.
Yo bro! Wanna make a Jerk Circle with us?
The act of jerking off in a circle with a woman in the middle naked.
"are you attending my jerk circle tonight?"