anal meat

The utmost desire of a gay male. More specifically, the red part of the asshole.

Boy, David Spade sure loves his anal meat.

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meat juice

non descript liquid ming that flows down the inside of your fridge if u don't clean it

mares! theres meat juice all over my stuff

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Meat Paws

Meat Paws occurs when you are really fat, when your hands swell up till they resemble paws.

omg, did you see that girl? She had meat paws!

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mommy meat

The vag.The meat that Mommy made you with.

I can't wait to taste that mommy meat.

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blind meat

An uncircumcised penis, when it's uncut, it can't see, hence it's blind meat!

Uncut guy: "Check out my blind meat dude"
Uncut guy's friend: "Gross, put that away dude"

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meat doll

How to play meat doll!

First, cover a friend in meat!
Next, tie them with kite string!
Leave them in the sun for three days!
When they're done, beat the pigeons away and play!

It's best to play meat doll when you're little. If you do it when you've grown up, your friends will be bigger too, and you'll need lots of kite string and raw meat. And if the neighbors see you, the effect will likely be lost.

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meat grinder

"meatgrinder", originally used by arnie in classic Predator i.e. "Bullshit all of it, they cooked up a story and dropped us into the meatgrinder!". Term used to describe something unpleasent, in particular work.

"the meatgrinder doesn't last forever" i.e. one day we will all be fat paid and be living of our pention schemes etc.

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