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Taking a snickers chocolate bar, putting it into the microwave for 2 minutes melting it, and then inserting it into a girls ass.
ewwww, gross, look at that snicker doodle.
40π 36π
Just another place to get blowjobs.
I was feeling randy so i went to craigslist to get a blowjob.
16π 6π
Having sex with a girl on your birthday, pulling out, cumming all over her, and then getting that followed up by an intense blowjob.
Bro, Alyssa and I were caught birthday candling, but it was great, i stuck my candle in, lit it up, and she blew me out.
30π 10π
Meat Paws occurs when you are really fat, when your hands swell up till they resemble paws.
omg, did you see that girl? She had meat paws!
9π 5π
Germany is alot like Wisconsin, but with a bad past.
I don't like Germany, but Wisconsin is awesome.
42π 82π
A lesser known rapiest in a smaller town in Poland. He would go around and put the top shaft of his penis on people's mouths, and just hump. That's what he did.
The polish tongue humper has been known to bruise people's noses with his pelvis.
The act of getting a handjob from a brazilian girl/guy outside while it is snowing. The snow may be used as a lubricant.
Harrison gave Cameron a brazilian snow job last night!
41π 20π