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Craigslist

Just another place to get blowjobs.

I was feeling randy so i went to craigslist to get a blowjob.

by Rlvers December 17, 2011

16πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


School Lunch

the act of being to expensive for the quality of means.

Bro, your acting like your school lunch right now. Just like how i don't want to pay three dollars for a soggy chicken sandwich.

by Rlvers January 28, 2011

54πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Spring Break

The only way CSI: Miami had something to do their show on.

Im not going to spring break in west palm this year, i dont wanna be on that stupid show again.

by Rlvers March 11, 2011

8πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Snicker Doodle

Taking a snickers chocolate bar, putting it into the microwave for 2 minutes melting it, and then inserting it into a girls ass.

ewwww, gross, look at that snicker doodle.

by Rlvers February 1, 2011

40πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


Mesothelioma

a very fatal, rare form of cancer. Also is the really annoying commercial.

Did you see the mesothelioma commercial? its on like every minute.

by Rlvers March 11, 2011

100πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Vokoun

Vokoun(aka The Koun) is a delicious treat that one can only enjoy come game time.

Im so excited the Panthers started playing, i need some vokoun!

by Rlvers January 10, 2011

27πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

means fear of long words.

I am so afraid of long words, i have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.

by Rlvers March 11, 2011

26πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž