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A small dog, one of the toy breeds, that is so small it's not a "real" dog.
Janie got a chihuahua. Cute little non-dog!
I've got a Great Dane, I look down on all those people with non-dogs.
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One's lack of skill to a specific trait. Most notably first-person shooters.
Person 1: *Tries shooting enemy target*
Person 1: *Misses every shot and dies*
Person 2: Holy shit dude, you're absolute dog at this game
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To have other plans or be uninterested
I can't I have to wax the dog.
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When a person of one gender engages in numerous shady activities with the person of the opposite gender.
Brian: Where did Jonny go?
Kevin: He's at the bookstore with Giraffe woman.
Brian: That dirty dog.
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The act of performing anal sex.
Also defined as a male rubbing his package against the ass of another male in crowded places for his own sexual gratification.
I met this girl at the bar last night and gave her a cheese dog in the back room. What a whore!
Fuck...I think that guy just gave me a cheese dog while I was standing at the bar!
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A country term referring to a period of time roughly equal to 10-15 years, but really just means a long time. Similar to coon's age.
(From "The Waterboy")
Mama: "Why you home so early, my precious angel?"
Bobby Boucher: "Mama, somethin' bad
happened today."
Mama: "Somebody hurt you, my boy? Who hurt
you? You tell Mama who hurt you."
Bobby Boucher: "Nobody, Mama. It's just that...I lost my position as the team's
water distribution engineer."
Mama: "Why, that's the best news I've heard in a dog's age. Now you be able to spend your days at home where you belong."
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hiding out somewhere instead of doing your job during working hours
Tony..."Where`s Marty?" Jack..."The boss just left for the day so he`s probably out fucking the dog"
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