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beating a dead penis

When someone excessively pesters you about whether you had an erection in response to seeing someone

Peter: So you had a massive boner the entire time, right?
Paul: No, dude, you're beating a dead penis.

by TheNonErect August 10, 2023


Beat Tweak Meat

The end result of a 12 hour meth binge and jacking off. Basically it is a shivered up raw version of what was once a majestic penis.

GIRL - COME ON BABE, DON'T YOU WANT TO FUCK ME
GUY - I CANT, I SMOKED TOO MUCH METH LAST NIGHT
GIRL - OKAY SO? HERE LET ME PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS......
GUY - NO BABE STOP
GIRL - OMG WHAT HAPPENED? YOUR COCK LOOKS LIKE BEAT TWEAK MEAT!!!!!

by On the gang August 25, 2019


beat your eggs

a clean/new way to say beat your a$$. Usually used in the AM.

I swear Todd I'm gonna beat your eggs.

by Armadill0 February 10, 2018


Beat her cheeks

When a male is clapping a females ass cheeks with his penis making a clap like sound

Hey man I just (beat her cheeks) last night,made her ass giggle

by Leo Lรณpez January 14, 2019


basement beat-down

1) A gathering of one group of people, where you beat the crap out of somebody that is not feeling well or is slightly depressed and then pour large amounts of water on him or her to wash away the depression."
2) The act of De-depressing

"That basement beat-down really helped that kid in the long run."

"People should sign up to go to a basement beat-down instead of therapy."

"The basement beat-down was very successful. We beat the sickness right out of him and washed it away with water."

by cankle man May 9, 2012


beat your cheeks

to say going to kick your ass or to get raped. and also to say that you would like to have sex with a guy(if your gay)or girl.

Roberto: ima beat your cheeks!!!!

Gustavo: you're mega gay!!

Roberto: Thats it!!! im really going to beat your cheeks!!!!!!!!

christian:hi.

Stephani: hello.

christian: let me beat your cheeks.

Stephanie: ...... Get a life!!!!!

by kamikaze-cloud-731 September 5, 2008

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Beat off music

An expression typically used in the American Midwest to describe any song on the radio that is truly pleasing to the ear canals.

*Livinโ€™ on a Prayer comes on the radio*

Person 1: โ€œAw man this is beat off music!โ€

by BeatOffMusician July 21, 2018

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