Tits that have nipples that are unnaturally long, resembling small dicks
Aww shit that asian girl had major dick tits
Blech!
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An awesome vehicle. A behemoth in spirit but not necessarily in size.
The greatest car/plane/boat/thing you have ever driven.
The B52 was a real tits machine!
Nissan skyline, now that's a tits machine!
My cousins boat is a tits machine!
The neighbours kid has this fisher price push-kart that is a real tits machine!
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Getting overworked or stressed over something.
Being angry or upset with someone.
Going out of ones mind.
Jamie: Let's sneak out to see Mark tonight.
Aubrey: Heck no, mom would be flipping tits!
Jamie: yeah so what?
Aubrey: You know how mom gets when she flips a tit, all crazy, and what not.
Jamie: Mother is always Flipping Tits about little things.
Aubrey: That's because you never listen to her, always making her upset.
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The shadow that the man/woman's tits/breasts make when facing the sun
"Dude!! His tits are so big he casts a tit shadow for the rats!!"
"Damn girl, your tities are so big they cast a shadow as big as a sun umbrella"
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A mark left on a girl's tit or tits after a seriously heated hook up from her partner getting carried away and sucking on her for too long.
Don't be stupid, it's just a tit hickie from last night
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A slightly less offensive substitute for "bullshit".
The <favored home team> lost the <big game> to the <hated underdogs>!? Bear tits!
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