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metaphor for Donald Trump being the president
"Here’s how I try to look at it, and this is just me, this guy being the president, it’s like there’s a horse loose in a hospital. It’s like there’s a horse loose in a hospital."
-John Mulaney
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Disease you get from a horse girl!
Girl 1: I GOT COOTIES FROM JOHNATHAN
Girl 2: I GOT HORSE GIRL SYNDROME (HGS) FROM NEIGHVEAH
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Yo William Carol wants some of that double penetration, so bring that old horse fat and lets do this.
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It's a horse's skanky wife with braids in her hair.
"Did they over there, have braids in their hair?
Those girls over there! The ones without a care!
The one girl won't share, but they two are a pair.
And their long horses mare."
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when a man is going bald and his receding hairline is shaped like a horse shoe
Jude Law has a horse shoe hairline.
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when you fuck a girl so hard she starts making horse noises then you jizz on her face
damn, did tony give laura a texas wild horse last night. daaaaammmmmmnn
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An initial offer on a bankrupt company's assets by a potential buyer choosen by the fallen company.
Pete: I heard Cogswell Cog's is going bankrupt.
John: Yes, I heard Spacely Sprockets put a bid in to buy them.
Pete: Yeah I heard that too... but the way I heard it, Spacey just put in a stalking-horse bid and may not want Cogswell at all.
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