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Take of on "put your money where your mouth is", meant to offer a "treat" to your loved one
"Sorry for that, but oh what a great 60 seconds! please, allow me to return a favor"
"Oh, you're just saying"
"No, I am willing to put my mouth where your diamond is"
It is an unusual saying that compares someone's mind to a wire which can also extend, connect, or even get tangled to other wires. One's thoughts are similar to that, it can often times be complicated.
Always remember your wiring for it is a reminder that life is not simple to figure out.
Far worse than ur mum gay and ur dad lesbian
13 year old 1: “ur mum gay”
13 year old 2: “no u”
13 year old 1: “your uncle trap”
13 year old 2: *crying*
do you know what my new obsession is? jake bateman is my and your brand new obsession
The arranged version of the song's lyric, by Elvis Aaron Presley(known as Elvis Presley). He performed the song called "Are You Lonesome To-Night?" in August 1969 at International Hotel in Las Vegas. The original lyric is "Do you gaze at your doorstep and picture me there", however he was in high mood, he apparently changed it to "Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair". A moment later, Elvis noticed that a bald man in the front row took off his wig and swaying to the music.
Are you lonesome tonight,
Do you miss me tonight?
Are you sorry we drifted apart?
Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day
When I kissed you and called you sweetheart?
Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair?
Is your heart filled with pain, shall I come back again?
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?
guy: just trying to search def on urban dictionary
computer: when your window randomly closes
guy: GOD DAMMIT
Y/n: Hey Stevan, can I get a kiss?
Stevan: What, why?
Y/n: It’s national kiss your neighbor day😉