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November 1st is the day for all the boyfriends to give their girls their own pleasure.
Gf: You know what day it is?
Bf: What?
Gf: National eat out your girlfriend day!!
Bf: Spread them legs…
Having a margarita so good, you feel deep primal pleasure.
Do you want to get your "on the rocks" off? Then you have to have one of these Adelitas Cocina y Cantina Margaritas!"
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Performing oral sex on a woman.
Bryce said, "baby I want to peel your flower and then plant my seed.
A phrase used when someone is being ridiculous, sometimes due to the shirt they are wearing
Dude, you cant get that girl, I mean... well just look-at-your-T-shirt!
National Creampie and Rail your Girlfriend Day where you destroy her and nut in her
Natural Creampie and Rail your Girlfriend Day: fuck her so hard and end it by creampieing her
Omg did you know what special event it is today?
its june 4th there are no special events
No its National Creampie and Rail your Girlfriend Day where you rail her and nut in her to fulfill the days objective
Today june 11th is the day you FaceTime your crush!
Me: Heyy, you know what today is?
Crush: no?
Me: its national FaceTime your crush day! So you are my crush!