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Normally caused by A drink that is used to kill zombies in COD WAW but can also be used as an anal cleanser. Manufacturer is not responsible for nuked restrooms. therefore PHD flopper is prohibited by casual consumption
Joe: "where's jenny?"
Alex: "she took a swig of PHD flopper which contains prunes, ate some haribo sugar free gummy bears and has been in the hospital ever since"
Joe: "what happened, wait isn't she allergic to prunes?"
Alex: "I heard a fart, then an explosion. I think she might've blown her ass apart. she did say she had to take a nuclear shit"
Joe: "Oh my god!"
(Alex takes a swig of PHD)
Joe: "you didn't just drink that!"
Alex: (stomach gurgles) "Must've been the drink i had" (runs into restroom)
Joe: "MOTHER OF G0-"
(house explodes)
The way jewish people say hello
Person 1: Auf Shits!
Person 2: Auf Shits, you too!
When you say something is shit, but you really wanna emphasize it.
Kevin: Dude, did you see how badly the Washington Wizards lost against the Thunder last night?
Daniel: Yeah, that team is literal shit from a butt.
When a bowl movement causes anal stinging
That curry was fierce, tomorrow I'll be shitting splinters
A term used by David Goggins to motivate people
Example. person 1: hey Danny I’m feeling really tired.
Person 2 : hurry yo ass up noah we don’t live of that hope shit
A good shit where you saw another human.
I had a level 6 shit when I accidentally left the bathroom door open one time.
the shit word is a word so bad that just saying it can open a black hole on the planet.
so you dont accidentally say it, the shit word is shithit
guy 1: DONT FUCKEN SAY THE SHIT WORD
guy 2: shithit
black hole opens and kills everyone