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A fine looking porn star who I wouldn’t mind getting down and dirty with. She has a Snapchat account where she frequently posts videos of herself dancing in her underwear and sometimes she’s completely naked.
I watched one of Trinity St. Clair’s videos on pornhub and got an instant boner. I came within seconds.
Hell.
Man, that was like 6th Grade at St. B's, you know what I mean?
When a guy and girl are engaged in the 69 position with the girl on top. You count to 6 and Urinate on each other’s face at the same time trying to catch it in your mouth and holding it for 9 seconds.
Gerald choked on urine while he and his wife were engaged in a St Charles 69 which caused his wife to also choke on Gerald’s urine inadvertently causing her bite his penis.
Choir fucking sucks espically when you get yelled at everyday cuz ur not perfect. most of the time the teacher cant even sing and is jealous of the students in that class. she makes kids have concerts every two montha and they arent even preparred. She will give you abunch of songs to sing at a concert and lets you practice them twice then expects you to know them perfectly by the concert. she also makes you make stupid music videos that are pointless and you will get a f for the quarter if you dont participate. if you are in st bernard choir i feel bad for you cuz your life is probably misserable.
Person 1: Are you in St. Bernard choir class?
Person 2: Yeah why???
Person 1: OMG your life probably fucking sucks
Person 2: YES OMG THAT IS EXACTLY HOW IT IS!!!
a school that is named St Paul's Catholic College
Celebrating a birthday/event an hour early/late depending on your time zone
Happy birthday!
But dude it’s 11 pm. We still have another hour…
Happy St. Louis birthday!
roddy. if u see this hiiii. love u (platonically)
guy 1: omg is that roddy st james
guy 2: