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An unusual bowel movement occuring 1-3 days following the annual St Patrick's Day celebration held on March 17th. The bowel movement is most likely due to the overconsumption of Irish culture foods combined with copious amounts of alcohol.
Wife: Why is your green underwear on the bathroom floor and covered in shart?!
Me: Three words: Corn Beef Cabbage...
...And Jamison Whiskey.
Wife: Aw hell naw not the St Patrick's Shart again!
This school has the most loyal girls but if you mess up they are quick to go into demon mode and ruin your entire life , be careful around them , these pretty girls have no consequences for their actions
“I am dating a St Hughs High girl”
The patron saint of drug dealers.
'Dear St. Jesus Malverde, may my sneakers be tied tight and the pigs be fat and slow.
Duke St. Is a strip in alexandria Va, full of young fly niggas. Niggas get money. Niggas taking money. Niggas making money. Money. We just some young fly niggas yah yah yah yah .
Sidenote: keep your bitch, wife, mother, auntie, wife, grandma and daughter away from 7-eleven.
Duke & Jordan
Shout out the COURT!
FUCK THE HIGHWAY!
R.i.p. FreakyFlash.....
you are the light
it's not on you, it's in you
don't you ever in your motherfucking life
dim your light for nobody
chromakopia
chromakopia
chromakopia
chromakopia
chromakopia
chromakopia
chromakopia
chromakopia
chromako-
calm down sit still that's one mil for each wheel
top down big deal how the fuck he do that?
what the fuck i look like? get the fuck up out him way
hawthorne is where him from another planet where him stay
15 cash for that new fort i had guap since 19
i popped out like chi ching i think i'm a got damn fiend
really balling in this bitch i'm the hardest in this bitch
give a fuck about no bark i'm chasing dogs up in this bitch
el segundo felt like colosseum
p said i could do it too and boy did i believe him
i built a path to freedom cause them words that he said
give a fuck about traditions stop impressing the dead
i'm gon make it promise i'm gon make it out
mama i'm gon make it out pussy i'm gon make it out
i ain't never had a doubt inside me
and if i ever told you that i did i'm fucking lying can you feel the light?
can you feel the light inside?
can you feel that fire? (can you feel it? can you feel it? Oh)
oh, fire (can you feel it? can you feel it? ooh, oh) fire
can you feel the light (inside) inside?
can you feel that fire? (can you feel it?)
oh, fire (fire), fire (ooh)
Chromakopia (yeah, yeah)
Chromakopia (whoo)
Chromakopia (yeah, yeah)
Chromakopia
(i have to stop here because the character limit is 1500)
person 1: yo bro you know about st chroma its the best song ever
person 2: i hate it.
person 1: qazwsxedrftyujikolp
person 2: HOLY SHIT DUDE I JUST HAVE AN OPINIO- *gets sucked into the great attracter*
Quite possibly the largest gathering of braindead retards in all of the DMV. Many of their football players are barely able to pass their classes due to being let into the school for being morbidly obese in 8th grade. All the females hate it there becuase all the guys are focused on each other since they are all extremely homosexual and hungry for nothing but cock. They have an rotc program which pumps out more morons by the minute than georgetown prep. They routinley get raped by Gonzaga in basketball, soccer, and rugby, as well as football, as long as the refs arent sjc alumni and/or payed off by the program. Many times during the D.C. classic basketball tournemnt hosted by Gonzaga, a st johns freshmen is seen sitting alone in the Gonzaga student section during a boring prep vs. st johns game, living out his dreams becuase he couldn't get into gonzaga. St. Johns is commonly refered to as a "safety school" during the 8th grade highschool application process due to their incredibly low academic standards. Anyone with a heartbeat can easily get in to st johns and be a cadet, whatever the fuck that is. The small and quiet st johns booster club often cheers to oxygen at basketball games becuase they can't sellout a game like gonzaga can, due to the fact that the team would struggle against a ymca team of 40 year olds who "would have gone pro if it wasn't for the knee." Every girl that goes there knows that she would choose visi, stone ridge, or holy child given the option.
Guy: I go to St. Johns College Highschool
Girl: Get the fuck away from me you braindead moranic tard!
Guy: I go to Gonzaga.
Girl: I want you inside me.
A private catholic school in Phall Maryland. The archdiocese favorite. Things you would only know if you went there:
- having to walk on the right side of the hallway and not being able to cross over
- they’re not lunch detentions they’re “demerits”
- not being able to have painted nails or highlights in your hair
- NO NIKE SOCKS
- soccer, basketball, and lacrosse are the sports to play
- we know everyone and treat each other like family
- getting SCREAMED at for wearing non school sweatshirts
- TIGHTEN UR TIE
- having to go through warmups and a full workout before actually starting gym class
- WE WIN TRACK EVERY YEAR
- best soccer school
- being so hype for pizza day and chick fil a
- someone’s always dancing someone’s always sleeping someone’s always screaming
Basically all the kids act like they hate school and act like they all want to leave but they all know they love their school and everything about it.
Person 1: that girl is so cool. She must go to St. Joseph Fullerton