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Dog blocking is when a girl's fucking dog prevents you from getting cuddles by lying between you and her in bed or on the couch. Dog blocking may include the dog doing anything that kills the mood and draws the girl's attention away from you and getting cuddles, for example, getting sick, needing a walk, or just being cute.
I did not get to cuddle with my girl last night because I got dog blocked. dog blocking
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the blocked nose is a sex position and it is when you cum in a girls nose and put your balls in her mouth
person 1: hey I had there best sex ever last night
person 2: did you do the blocked nose
Person 1: of cause
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Being denied sex because the other person is waiting for marriage or is already married to Jesus or "God"
Guy 1: Hey man did you and and your girl have relations yet?
Guy 2: Nah man, she is religious.
Guy 1: Hah! You have been christ-blocked
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said during anal sex by the giving partner when the receiving partner needs to fart
Bill: Pull your dick out of my ass! I have to fart!
Jay: No way! Block that punt!
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A condition associated with many white people, whereby they are unable to understand how other races are being oppressed and don't understand the need for their individual political movements.
"Hey, did you see Dave saying it should be All Lives Matter instead of Black Lives Matter?"
"Yeah, Dave has a bad case of Whiter's Block"
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The act of having your kill stolen by someone else. Much like a cock block but for Call of Duty players who want a nifty name.
P!: "HOLY REINDEER PENIS! My kill was stolen by that noob a FREAKING gain!!"
P2: "CoD Block's a bitch my friend."
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When you're riding a bike and a moving obstruction keeps you from passing, turning or doing anything really except putting on the brakes.
Hey dude...Quite bike blocking me! get to the side.
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