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When that smart kid sitting next to you wont let you see his paper.
That kid just pulled a dirty cohen on that test
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The act of a magician making his assistant’s upper body disappear, and then having sex with the lower half.
“The magician performed a dirty sydney on stage!”
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A movie from 1987 that every teenager who would have wanted to live in the 70's has seen at least 150 times.
"Have you seen Dirty Dancing? It's my favorite movie ever!"
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Taking a women’s high heel in the anus
Can’t believe he got a Dirty Aidan while in the club
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When a girl asks you to choke her during sex and then sprays you in the face with pepper spray right as you're cuming.
"How was the chick last night?"
"It was going great. She was riding me and then told me to choke her. Next thing I know I'm getting sprayed in the face with OC right as I was about to finish. It was pretty hot"
"She hit you with a Dirty Annette!"
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Dirty kye
When your fucking a girl and ur cock is to big for her so you end up rearranging her intestines ,killing her.
Wow I can’t believe I didn’t die ,it felt like a dirty kye.
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A man who paints his penis red, places a plastic yellow flower from a hummingbird feeder around the head of his penis, stands on his porch, and lets a hummingbird land on the flower and stick its beak in the man's penis hole.
Old man Kruter is such a perv. He sits on his porch all day and pulls the dirty hummingbird.
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