French Willy

When your willy is from france.
Willy = Penis
France = France / Belgium *(England - Italy)

Man, last night my french willy fell off!

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excuse my french

when u cuss but there are little virgin ears around u and u dont want them to think u r a bad person

o man i fell down the stairs. it hurt like the first time i fucked. o excuse my french

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Mexican French Kiss

When one attempts to perform a "Mexican Chipmunk" but instead, due to the mexican food, lets loose a stream of liquid feces into the partner's mouth

Dude, I was totally going to give this girl a Mexican Chipmunk, but my stomach was upset and I gave her a Mexican French Kiss instead.

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french dick heads

french dick heads-generally most of the population

all of them, apart from people who lived away from the other french people(french dick heads)

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French lavender farm

Code word for Brothel in French alps where titty fucking is most common.

I’m going to work at a French lavender farm don’t tell my parents

frosty french horn

to consume whipped cream out of a naked human's bunghole; a sweeter, more refined, elegant, calorie-providing cousin of the rusty trombone

Kenny: "So the boyfriend and I finally took things to the next level last night...tooted the frosty french horn all night and went through 10 Reddi-whip cans!"
Asher: "You mean there's something tighter than the ol' rusty trombone??"
Kenny: "Oh man you have not lived until you've added whipped cream to the mix!"
Asher: "Looks like Friday night is finally gonna feel alright!"

French kissing Hades

when you eat something really spicy and your mouth burns

That Mexican pizza was like french kissing Hades