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jerry springer

talk show where ppl go when they can figure out there own shitty lives. usually cat fights occur on this show.

"im going on jerry springer cuz bob is cheating on me and he is the daddy of my baby!"

by kelsey April 6, 2005

635πŸ‘ 136πŸ‘Ž


omnipresent

always around, always present

Panties are an omnipresent issue.

by kelsey June 20, 2003

79πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


hmb

slang abbreviation for "hit me back." usually used in texting and ims.

yo, kid. hmb. peace...

by kelsey April 7, 2005

135πŸ‘ 46πŸ‘Ž


fo shizzle my wizzle

the white version of fo shizzle my nizzle

do you wanna fuck in the backseat?
fo shizzle my wizzle!!

by kelsey November 17, 2004

27πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


maxi

maxi madame(riccuci)! the french teacher, cause she has maxi pmsing problems

"i hope maxi never sees this or she'll give me detetion and eat me during it!"

by kelsey April 6, 2005

15πŸ‘ 59πŸ‘Ž


darien

Darien is a small town in Connecticut known for its population of preppy teenagers who insisit on popping their collars, wearing uggs boots with mini skirts and driving Jeep Grand Cherokees in various shades of blue. On weekends, Darieners often find themselves taking road trips to Portchester, NY or "pocho" because it is the only place that will really sell them beer. Then they go to lame house parties which are broken up by the police in less than hour because the entire police force has nothing better to do than break up teenage drinking parties; Darien doesn't haev real crime, only places like Stamford or Norwalk do. When they do travel to such "ghettoes" they listen to their rap music (50 cent) too loud and lock their car doors in fear of getting mugged. D-baggers, or Darieners are outrageously wealthy and every teenager's dream. They live a fantasy life in a bubble unlike anywhere else. Their waterfront property with the oversized SUVs in the driveway is home to them and even when they say they hate it, they love it, they eat it up and wish they could return whenever they leave. Darieners, despite their lacking sense of reality, have more pride than New Canaan and Greenwich combined (and more money too!)

The Darieners wore popped collars and Hadley Pollet belts to the game, knowing that all the hottest lax players would be ripping it up on the field that morning, despite their wicked hang overs from the house party the night before.

by kelsey March 10, 2005

1012πŸ‘ 433πŸ‘Ž


warped tour

eight hours of pure awesomeness radiating from on one of the 5 stages occupied by incredible bands.

kid 1: dude where'd ya get that awesome teeshirt, meet taking back sunday, hookup with some hott girl, mosh, crowd surf, eat shitty food & sweat!?

kid 2: warped tour man. c'mon.

by kelsey March 6, 2005

857πŸ‘ 239πŸ‘Ž