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The Gas Face is a sex act involving two consenting adults. It involves two people in a 69 sex position with the male’s face and tongue in the girl’s asshole as she farts into his face and mouth, while he sucks the farts out of her asshole.
Jack: Hey bro, did you do The Gas Face with Ashley last night?
Darius: You better believe it bro, her farts were nasty, but I enjoyed doing The Gas Face with her.
Jack: You nasty, man.
When an extremely fat person's natural scent is enough to disintegrate any fly within 10 miles. No exaggeration..
Natural habitats these smells can be discovered in:
- found lurking through walmart under a fat scooter drivers ass
-found near bleachers under a 2 ton of fun mans ass that is taking up 3 seats at a sporting event.
Cause of death: was trapped in public bathroom filled with Jupiter gas.
When one starts their bulking cycle, typically the higher caloric intake (and often, a high fiber intake) leads to greatly increased release of gas, often with potent fragrance.
Rob decided to get back on his bulk around the winter time. As he wolfed down another cup of oats, he felt his belly rumble and churn loudly and strongly. It wouldn’t be long until the Bulking Gas set in he thought grimly.
Many people may think it's simply gas from Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch, but it's actually semen from his penis.
Kobe got a full tank of Neverland gas after leaving Michael's ranch.
Someone who hoards gas in grocery bags
I choose to believe these gas baggers are being paid to punk us. There is no way people would fill grocery bags with gas during a gas shortage.
To gas is to say something to boost someone's ego. To pass, simply means to not consider boosting someone's ego.
To gas or to pass.... I think i'll pass, not in the mood to gas anyone up today.